14 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

I knew there was a reason I like Piotr.

One time I had the urge to play Genesis's "Supper's Ready." All 22 minutes and 58 seconds of it. Or perhaps "Home By The Sea/Second Home By The Sea."

Or to continue Piotr's Rush theme, my favorite "La Villa Strangiato." Off "Hemispheres." The lack of words would infuriate most bar patrons.

 

Pall loves to play "Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll" by the Killers when he's out at the bars. He especially loves the name of the song.

 

Hey, my tips put food on your table, watch the attitude.

 

The last time I didn't like a bar or anyone in it (it was back in my podunk hometown), I put in enough dollar bills for eight songs on the jukebox.

Phil Collins' "Easy Lover," Michael Bolton something-or-other and six consecutive plays of "Afternoon Delight."

I walked out after Phil Collins. I hope they suffered.

 

I would have been jammin'. I love Afternoon Delight.

 

Round about 2001 or so, my family and I went to a Pizza Hut near my grandma's hometown because there was no other place open.

Snow's Informer was somehow still on the jukebox and I played it several times and watched horrified faces of hilarity crop up elsewhere in the restaurant.

 

Yeah, but did you licky boom boom down?

 

Dammit.

 

We also played "Deeper Shade of Soul" by The Urban Dance Squad.

 

No "Macarena," complete with step-by-step dance guide for the not-so-coordinated?

 

Man, they should never play that prog rock crap at a bar.[/deadtosam]

 

I need a famous little phrase by Rosie ...