13-year-old boys: They're not just for teachers anymore

Ok, asshole, I went and looked at the locked thread, and there, once again, you threw the first punch with the "felon'' joke/comment. So if you think that proved your point, well, you're an idiot. And I feel like kind of an idiot for looking, except I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt.

So, no, I won't apologize, and yes, you are an asshole, and I'm through trying to be the thread police. Maybe you can get this one locked, too.

 

No Digger come back. You can be JR's protege.

 

Science experiment?

No, this is a psychological experiment. In your case a study in denial.

This is like watching a senior citizen drooling over his porridge.

"He's a clown, goddamit, a clown. No self control, no self control."

Does your bar have Wi-Fi or are you drinking alone in your basement?

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

jr jr, the Energy Czar
You need his permission to drive your car.
Before you go fill up with gas
His Excellency requests that you kiss his ass.
But while he worries about American law,
the baby seals are being beaten raw.
Gas prices have made him nervous and mean,
Good luck, jr, and God save the queen.

 

YES! YES!

JR - I made some predictions about your behavior to someone on this board and you've acted exactly as predicted! Exactly! So damn predictable.

You've given me the daily double for predictions. Can you please make the third one come true to give me the trifecta? Please.

Don't worry - it doesn't involve you cross dressing or anything. You can do it! My predictable, egomaniac, repressed Canadian - YOU CAN DO IT!

 

Let me just add before I sign off for the night that I couldn't help but notice that our expert on all things Canadian (well in his mind expert on all things period) didn't chime in on the one thread today that had to do with Canada. Is that because it was about strippers? Female strippers.

If it was about male strippers or 13-year old boys - would you have chimed in then JR? I have a good guess about that.

 

This has to be the best thread of the month.

 

I just want to kick all you pricks right in the nuts

 

jr jr the golf course czar
he’ll wager a toonie you won’t shoot par

His mission is to enforce the rules
And punish the golfers who act like tools.

While everyone is having a drink at the bar,
He’s out in the parking lot checking your car.

It’s a beautiful day but jr is vexed
The guy in his foursome is sending a text.

Don’t talk about work, don’t eat in the cart
Go into the bushes if you have to fart.

In your honor I’m taking a leak on the green
Fore!, jr, and God save the queen.

 

Poin -- did you get to this one yet?

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08165/889712-100.stm

 

Pics or it never happened.

 

Just hug it out, bitches.