10,000

Esteemed poster Buck has exactly 10,000 posts.

I know that everyone is entitled to be stupid and that Buck abuses that privilege and that he's so stupid he couldn't count his balls and get the same answer twice. I know that someday Buck will be best remembered for having a venereal disease named after him. I know that he smells like a Frenchman on a hot day and that he acts so gay that he makes Richard Simmons look like a lumberjack.

I know all this and yet I am still offering my congratulations to Buck on reaching 10,000 posts.

But I am still feuding with him (at Buck's request).

Buck may have 10,000 posts but he is still my bitch.

 

No love for the Buck-ster

 

The Official Sportswear of Buck's 10,000th post:

 

The Buck-Chris brawl is the funniest thing going here.

(there, gave it a reply, no wait 21 beat me to it)

 

Sympathy post for the Buck-ster

 

And BYH weighs in with his man-crush on Buck.

At what point do you stop being bi-curious? Better look out or you'll wind up in some sordid hotel room biting a trasvestite on the back as she-it steals your toupe.

Learn from Buck's mistakes!

 

Kickin' ass, Buck.

 

If you don't give me back my toupee by Monday I'm going to send a soldier of fortune after you.

 

Another Johnny come lately.

The post was up since this afternoon and there WAS NO LOVE FOR BUCK

Great suicide hotline you guys would make.

 

Look you attention whore - this is supposed to be about Buck.

You want to talk about your lost toupe? Start a Lost and Found thread.

Better yet - start a Heathers/80's music thread and that should keep the nightime weirdos busy for 30-40 pages till morning

 

I'm the attention whore but you had to reply to your own thread to save it from the graveyard!

Hey it's not my fault you start a thread with vague titles. I mean, Buck is the odds-on favorite to win Poster of the Year. Yet your thread about him got zero replies til you posted on it.

Perhaps it's time for you to admit you have a small penis.

 

Chris, when you reach that illustrious 2,300-post mark, I'll be there in a jiffy.