1 dead, several wounded in Orlando office-building shooting; suspect in custody

ABC affiliate's reporter: "Why did you do it?!?"
Suspect (on perp walk): "Because they left me there to rot."

 

Re: 1 dead, several wounded in office-building shooting in Orlando

That's true for people who haven't committed crimes, as well.

 

Oh, that makes perfect sense then.

He was an entry-level engineer. On an unrelated note, the one guy that people who worked in the same factory as my parents always worried about going nuts was this strange engineer, who had like 50 (legal) guns and always talked about what he'd do if he ever got fired. He came to our house for dinner a bunch of times. Beat him in ping-pong all the time and he'd fly into a rage. That was before I knew about his weirdness. I might have thrown the games otherwise. My dad always just said, "Engineers are a little weird."

 

So are auditors. </speaking from experience>