Who else got cut besides K-Rod?
To paraphrase an old SNL Weekend Update line about Madonna's first child, "this will mark the 501st and 502nd largest things to pass through her...
C. Rusha Palin
Abraham, Martin and John -- Dion Pay the trifecta
You can't win. Pick a side and go with it. I tried keeping football stats for the East Texas H.S. district I covered in the '80s. I went with...
Frozen sperm is a possibility?
And you're suprised, considering the immediate, raw, visceral reaction to such treachery? Perspective comes with time. At that point, with people...
Re: 9/11: Real or fake? Palin's baby was a product of Area 51. Hell, don't you people watch King of the Hill?
Re: 9/11: Real or fake? I think it was the goddam Alaskans. They did this just to create a climate where their Gov. can be made the running mate....
Not to disparage the winners, who I'm sure are very good, but this has always been a case of friends judging friends. FWAA doesn't normally go...
When the oldest MLB and NFL players were younger than me. God I miss Warren Moon and Julio Franco.
When I did yard work one Saturday and experienced searing pain on the top of my head later that day. Turns out I got sunburned on top of the...
Can't leave on that note. OOP, it's a magical day, that first day. Keep in mind it keeps getting better. You don't think it can, but it does.
I remember kindergarten, but I remember something else more clearly. My daughter was born on Sept. 11, back in the 90s. We picked her up early...
The one for car insurance where the doofus young dude driver just totally collapses Ma & Pa Kettle's right rear quarter panel, apologizes, and...
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