“Paging Lauren Boebert. Lauren Boebert to aisle four, please.”
God, I love Izzard. Quote him soooo much. Was at a restaurant with friends a while back and pasta arrabbiata was on the menu. I friggin’ lost my...
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Whoa. Almost had a friendly fire incident. I read that as Bill Burr. I was ready to go on such a tirade…
What’s Lou Holtz doing on that Harley?!?!
Haven’t lived in Cincinnati for a few years, but for the 20 years I lived down there about 19 were spent hearing about how outdated and decrepit...
You’re going to have to be more specific. The state’s full of ‘em.
Dakota Johnson — Eat a fucking burger, or get out to the field and scare those crows.
Reminds me of a YouTune video I saw a few days ago: [MEDIA] Ponderous, man. Ponderous.
Shakira?!?!
Boo-feeakin’-hoo.
Okay. The second-to-last sketch of the night was pure Sarah Sherman. Best of the night.
I actually like Tate McRae’s music. Sue me. I think she’s a better “get” than tonight’s musical guest, at least.
Lately, here in Ohio watching shows on Paramount+, and getting INUNDATED by the same commercial for a car dealership. IN MASSACHUSETTS. Fuck...
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