Sly Stallone: Taking the punch-drunk thing a bit too far

[Columbo]

Yo Bitter Young Sal. Yo.

That was pretty cheesy on Paolantonio's part.

You mean Sal approves of this Italian-American portrayal?

 

[Buck]

We brought Sylvester Stallone home from the pound five days ago.
All he does is hide behind the bureau and under the coffee table.
He's had a few accidents, but that's not the real problem. We figured that would happen.
It's that he's so skittish and afraid. We're starting to lose patience with him.
Any advice?

 

[Chi City 81]

We brought Sylvester Stallone home from the pound five days ago.
All he does is hide behind the bureau and under the coffee table.
He's had a few accidents, but that's not the real problem. We figured that would happen.
It's that he's so skittish and afraid. We're starting to lose patience with him.
Any advice?

1. A burlap sack
2. Two heavy rocks
3. A bridge over high water. [/hondo]

 

[Buck]

We brought Sylvester Stallone home from the pound five days ago.
All he does is hide behind the bureau and under the coffee table.
He's had a few accidents, but that's not the real problem. We figured that would happen.
It's that he's so skittish and afraid. We're starting to lose patience with him.
Any advice?

1. A burlap sack
2. Two heavy rocks
3. A bridge over high water. [/hondo]

Too late. He has escaped into the mountains nearby and is now waging a vigilante war against and the local sheriff's department.

 

[Chi City 81]

We brought Sylvester Stallone home from the pound five days ago.
All he does is hide behind the bureau and under the coffee table.
He's had a few accidents, but that's not the real problem. We figured that would happen.
It's that he's so skittish and afraid. We're starting to lose patience with him.
Any advice?

1. A burlap sack
2. Two heavy rocks
3. A bridge over high water. [/hondo]

Too late. He has escaped into the mountains nearby and is now waging a vigilante war against and the local sheriff's department.

They drew first blood, not me.

 

[Double J]

They're the disease, and he's....oh, wait. Wrong movie.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I think we need a ruling on all of this. Is there a Judge Dredd available?

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Dude has definitely seen better days.


(upon further review, I'm not sure that's entirely accurate.)

 

[BYH]

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!!!!

 

[Freelance Hack]

I can't vouch for the final product, its execution and such, but the script is surprisingly good. Could wind up being no less than the second-best film in the franchise (Dunno what that's saying, actually...).

Considering the first film was Oscar (the award, not the really, really bad Stallone pic) material, that's actually saying a lot.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Victory!

 

[TigerVols]

Just in time for the holidays...

http://www.jakkspacific.com/

And, yes, that is a toy-sized side of beef.