Skip Bayless versus Michael Clarke Duncan: Who you got?

[Perry White]

Yeah, this is from Deadspin, but it's pretty darn funny: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/skip-bayless/i-smell-a-buddy-cop-movie-231986.php (includes audio link)

"In the most exciting bit of pregame Super Bowl XLI hype yet, Duncan and Bayless got into it after Duncan accused Bayless of being a poor analyst, and then Bayless accused Duncan of being a bandwagon jumper."

 

[sportschick]

Even though he's a Bears fan, I've gotta go with Duncan here.

 

[beefncheddar]

[aikman]So, how much would it cost me to beat that little prick's ash?[/aikman]

 

[slappy4428]

Skip Bayless wouldn't win this fight if he had a gun..

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

I.HATE.SKIP.

 

[slappy4428]

I.HATE.SKIP.

Chuck, why do you hate America?

 

[joe]

I got Skip. He'd change positions and become Duncan's new best friend. And tell him about the wonders of botox.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

I.HATE.SKIP.

Chuck, why do you hate America?

Bayless is VERY annoying at times. 1st and 10 just exposes how much face lifts he's had in his life. Every time they do a close up to his face, you can see that he's been to the doc with Jerry Jones a couple of times. And his crush on Barry Bonds' steriod situation is pretty funny because of the fact that he himself looks like he's popped a few pills in his life.

 

[Claws for Concern]

MCD has walked the Green Mile. He's also friends with The Rock. Skip's got nothing.

 

[Satchel Pooch]

Take my hand, boff.

MCD has walked the Green Mile. He's also friends with The Rock. Skip's got nothing.

Take my hand, boff.

 

[outofplace]

Take my hand, boff.

MCD has walked the Green Mile. He's also friends with The Rock. Skip's got nothing.

Take my hand, boff.

Satch, I just now noticed the billboard. Funny thing is I've been in New Orleans in winter and they are afraid of cold weather and flurries.

And Duncan got his ash beat by a blind man in a movie, so maybe Bayless should just cover his eyes try a Jedi mind trick.

Couldn't make his chances any worse, right?

 

[mpcincal]

Skip Bayless wouldn't win this fight if he had a gun..

"No, no, Skip -- If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."

Personally, I'd love of MCD to get that urinary tract infection from Tom Hanks and give it off to Bayless when he gets the chance.