Simmons on Boston beat writers ...

[RokSki]

Hello, sailor.

Good stuff, man. Good stuff.

Nothing's going to beat Mr. Webster for me, personally, but this is close.

 

[RokSki]

I'm a bit disturbed that he knew where to find that pic...

So am I.

I mean, sonofthesportsguy.com only has what, thousands of hits per day, minimum.

Very disturbed, indeed.

I think he should be banned from the board, personally.

Nah, that's not enough. I say we go Taliban law on him, and remove one of his eyes.

Some people are just totally unbelievable.

America. This is what you 'fought for,' Mark and Lance.

 

[Chi City 81]

You forgot the blue font.

 

[RokSki]

For him, I probably should include it. It might help.

 

[Omar_dont_scare]

I'm a bit disturbed that he knew where to find that pic...

So am I.

I mean, sonofthesportsguy.com only has what, thousands of hits per day, minimum.

Very disturbed, indeed.

I think he should be banned from the board, personally.

Nah, that's not enough. I say we go Taliban law on him, and remove one of his eyes.

Some people are just totally unbelievable.

America. This is what you 'fought for,' Mark and Lance.

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was funny.

 

[slappy4428]

You don't make cracks about the way someone's significant other/spouse looks. You just don't.

Never?

 

[Chi City 81]

I never realized how much Rushin looks like David Gest.

 

[Double Down]

I agree that ripping someone's wife for her looks is bush-league. But anyone who has ever made jokes about Steve Rushin's wife looking like an equine -- and there have been numerous jokes here, including by people who frankly ought to know better -- doesn't get to rip Bill Simmons for this one.

Good job not reading the whole thread, slappy.

 

[thebiglead]

What I don't get: why do you guys read him? Guess that's my only question. You may have liked him once, and now it's just a ripfest ... so why bother in the first place? Do you really think you'll miss something?

It'll save you a good 25 minutes out of your day.

And yes, there's probably some irony in this post, but my excuse is that this could make a funny item on Monday.

 

[slappy4428]

I agree that ripping someone's wife for her looks is bush-league. But anyone who has ever made jokes about Steve Rushin's wife looking like an equine -- and there have been numerous jokes here, including by people who frankly ought to know better -- doesn't get to rip Bill Simmons for this one.

Good job not reading the whole thread, slappy.

you're right. I suck. But I wasn't ripping Simmons; I was just looking for a cheap shot at she who shall not be named

 

[Songbird]

Hello, sailor.

Looks like a former lover.

Edit: My other thought was: "You look great, Miss Nicks!"

 

[RokSki]

Edit: My other thought was: "You look great, Miss Nicks!"

LOL for me, good thing mouth wasn't full.