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She lost her virginity twice

This line is awesome:

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.
 
Flash said:
Does she get to have two clitorises, too? bench.

Yeah, and I bet most of her dates can't find either.
 
How did all those doctors just not notice? WTF? I could understand if it was just two uteruses (would that be uterii?), that might be easy to miss, but two of everything? Come on...
 
My college freshman year roommate once scared the hell out of me by asking if I wanted to "tag team" this girl on our floor with him. This would be right up his alley (no pun intended).
 

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