Please give me the 7th inning stretch back

[dreunc1542]

The seventh-inning stretch should just be a loop of Ichiro's on-deck performance on the big screen in every stadium.

Please, dear God, make this happen. I would increase my baseball attendance by a lot.

I love Ichi -- waht is so great about his on-deck performance? I am not familiar.

I have converted sxy after our trip to Toronto last summer.

He does the most amazing stretching ritual. It's incredibly sexy. Meow.

I search YouTube like every week, hoping SOMEONE will record the thing. But no luck yet.

Here is a bit of it:

IJAG's wondering why she just orgasmed.

 

[imjustagirl2]

The seventh-inning stretch should just be a loop of Ichiro's on-deck performance on the big screen in every stadium.

Please, dear God, make this happen. I would increase my baseball attendance by a lot.

I love Ichi -- waht is so great about his on-deck performance? I am not familiar.

I have converted sxy after our trip to Toronto last summer.

He does the most amazing stretching ritual. It's incredibly sexy. Meow.

I search YouTube like every week, hoping SOMEONE will record the thing. But no luck yet.

Here is a bit of it:

My god, I could not love you more right now.

You are my personal Jesus.

 

[imjustagirl2]

The seventh-inning stretch should just be a loop of Ichiro's on-deck performance on the big screen in every stadium.

Please, dear God, make this happen. I would increase my baseball attendance by a lot.

I love Ichi -- waht is so great about his on-deck performance? I am not familiar.

I have converted sxy after our trip to Toronto last summer.

He does the most amazing stretching ritual. It's incredibly sexy. Meow.

I search YouTube like every week, hoping SOMEONE will record the thing. But no luck yet.

Here is a bit of it:

IJAG's wondering why she just orgasmed.

A friend of mine just came up with a term for it: An Ichrogasm.

I add that to "lesbohemian," the word I used to describe early Paula Cole earlier tonight, as my two favorite fake words of the evening.

 

[Unibomber]

How in the heck did an anti-"God Bless America" thread lead to us discussing Ichirogasms?
gosh darn we all have ADD.

 

[writing irish]

That song sucks ass. Musically, it's shirt. I don't object to the sentiment expressed in the lyrics if taken literally, but with the ugly intersection of religion and nationalism that's afoot these days...feh. I don't want to hear it.

The Rangers used to play, not Take Me Out to the Ballgame, but Cotton-Eyed Joe at the Stretch. Now THAT was cool.

 

[Angola!]

I dunno, but I'll continue to discuss anti-GBA any time. I hate that gosh darn song in the middle of baseball games.

I like it because the Yankees have a great track record of rallying after that firefighter guy sings the longest, drawn out version of it in Yankee Stadium. Good stuff.

 

[writing irish]

'Gola, you're not a spooge-guzzling dicksnort like most Yankee fans. That may not sound like a compliment, but it is.

 

[Angola!]

I dunno, but I'll continue to discuss anti-GBA any time. I hate that gosh darn song in the middle of baseball games.

I like it because the Yankees have a great track record of rallying after that firefighter guy sings the longest, drawn out version of it in Yankee Stadium. Good stuff.

Another reason to hate it.

If you were a Red Sox fan and posted on the site SOSH, then you would already have sent lots of letters to the Yankees about it.

 

[Angola!]

I don't mind that site Buck. There are some idiots on it, but for the most part it is knowledgeable baseball fans talking baseball. Now, if the Yankees lose to the Red Sox, you wouldn't catch me dead on that site, but otherwise it is fine.

 

[writing irish]

That's what she said.

 

[dixiehack]

That song sucks ass. Musically, it's shirt. I don't object to the sentiment expressed in the lyrics if taken literally, but with the ugly intersection of religion and nationalism that's afoot these days...feh. I don't want to hear it.

Don't make Kate Smith have to kick your ass.

 

[KP]

Who's the firefighter? What happened to Ronan Tynan singing the extra verse to turn the middle of the 7th into a 15-minute break?
No lie, back in my tv days, sitting in a conference room watching one of the '03 ALCS games down in the Bx with a certain Boston tv personality who shills his personal website starts bitching about the length of the delay, bringing up the fact how long it takes Tynan to get to and away from the microphone, let alone the extra verse. I mentioned to him the motorcycle accident, that gave him something think about as he ripped through a pack of Marlboros over the next couple innings.

But yes, time for GBA to go.