Ok, now ths really is a JDV/Rok relative. Older bro gets major pol apmt!

[KYSportsWriter]

Wow....just, wow.

When will the madness end?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

KY.. love the sig. Possibly my favorite Futurama episode

That one's pretty high up there on my list.

 

[carrot top]

Good Heavens.

Lay off the ice cream there tubby.

My collection of GI JDV's is bigger than yours!

fixed.

Ok that was solid & merited a response.

What I love is how hard that can beat the pile of clue that was a dead horse on that screen cap pic. Two things:

1.) That t-top makes me look fat almost no matter what (if I had my shirt off even there you would be smoked)
2.) I am sitting down and thus looks worse
3.) TV cam adds 10 lbs (as everyone knows)
4.) I carry most of my fat around midsection
5.) I was hurt/sick and not training then

And most importantly, I am pretty much ripped now & will have something to show you very very soon.

So, by all means keep digging that grave as the crow you will eat is almost fully seasoned - lol.

I love it!

Rule No. 76: No excuses, play like a champion!
This guy's list of justifications for his tubby ass is almost as big as his gut. Hey, JDV, I've got better hair AND I could kick your ass!

Ha ha,

First of all, I look great now & am lean & buff (as the new pics & vids show w/ more coming soon).

Second, CarrotDRUG is a joke!

That guy was a rail before he ostensibly started mainlining juice 24/7.

In any event, look how much he is curling OOOOOO....30 lbs? Oh please, ha ha my sister can do more than that!

Guy's, come on don't let looks fool you I curl 100's for reps SEATED!!

CarrotDRUG meets JDV = Carrotstain

Carrotstain? Leave your shorts out of this, JDV. You telling me I can't curl more than that?

What JDV fails to realize is that I'm a top prop comic and I also helped train Michael Richards. I used to work with him all the time honing his act. How do you think he got the idea for the hairdo? You ever seen UHF? His hair was FLAT before he started training with me.

After the whole Laugh Factory fiasco, I tried to go on Opie and Anthony and a few other radio shows for him, but he didn't want me to. I didn't feel it was my place to go on without his permission.

I know a top producer at one of the networks and I've thought about doing a couple of sit-coms for Michael (he loves my stuff), but he said he doesn't want anyone bringing up his past.

The networks always call me, but they want Michael Richards, so I told them I wasn't interested. I did call into the Howard Stern Show anonymously once, though.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put a video up on YouTube involving a spatula, a meatloaf and Richard Jeni. Any of you journalists who want the scoop, PM me.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

....what the heck is going on here?

 

[sportschick]

....what the heck is going on here?

I'm not sure, but it makes me giggle.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

....what the heck is going on here?

I'm not sure, but it makes me giggle.

Does it make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?

 

[spup1122]

....what the heck is going on here?

I'm not sure, but it makes me giggle.

Me too.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I want that link!

 

[Tom Petty]

you'd think rok would tip jvd off that he's become the biggest joke this site ever has witnessed. for as big of a steaming pile of crap i believe jvd to be, i almost feel sorry for him ... but i will get over it in 3-2-1 ...

btw - your brother is not proud of you jvd. in fact, i think i hear him crying like a jilted schoolgirl as i type because you carry the same last name as him. and keep that pile of fat around your belt and that sickenly stupid look on your face dude. your grill will be on posters in every free clinic around the country soon enough.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I have ridden threads to strange and mysterious places, and I have seen the wonders that were there. But, holy god, this one is a trip.
From the title, I thought "pol apmt" meant your brother found a new place to live. Then I saw that the story was about a housing authority, so I got really confused. Then Carrot Top showed up and.....
Back to bed for a while, I think.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I have ridden threads to strange and mysterious places, and I have seen the wonders that were there. But, holy god, this one is a trip.
From the title, I thought "pol apmt" meant your brother found a new place to live. Then I saw that the story was about a housing authority, so I got really confused. Then Carrot Top showed up and.....
Back to bed for a while, I think.

Hahahahahaha

 

[PhilaYank36]

I'm stunned: JDV is ignored by only FOUR people?