No wonder it took me so long to get laid: I listened to Sister Christian

[BYH]

Apparently, kids who listen to songs about sex are more likely to do the deed.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/ap_on_re_us/sex_lyrics_teens

Damn you Night Ranger! Damn you to hell!!!

 

[imjustagirl2]

Not true. I had a non-stop loop of "Do Me Baby" "Knockin' Boots" "Wild Thing" and all things Jodeci on my tape player back in the day.

 

[Freelance Hack]

After all this time, it was having "Let's Wait Awhile" on my make-out mix that kept my pants zipped. I always thought girls would dig the slow jam.

Wish I did know then what I do know now.

 

[Football_Bat]

(You're) motoring
What's your price for flight,
And finding Mister Right?
You'll be alright tonight

Not true. I had a non-stop loop of "Do Me Baby" "Knockin' Boots" "Wild Thing" and all things Jodeci on my tape player back in the day.

So are you refuting his premise or aren't you?

 

[bigpern23]

Apparently, kids who listen to songs about sex are more likely to do the deed.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/ap_on_re_us/sex_lyrics_teens

Damn you Night Ranger! Damn you to hell!!!

A long time to start and only 8 seconds to finish ... tough life, mang.  

 

[The Big Ragu]

Apparently, kids who listen to songs about sex are more likely to do the deed.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060807/ap_on_re_us/sex_lyrics_teens

Damn you Night Ranger! Damn you to hell!!!

I'm not buying it. I think one of the first songs I knew how to sing was Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi Se Soir when I was 7. And I am practically the 40-year-old virgin.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Definitely refuting it. I think I was the only graduating college senior who wasn't a virgin by choice.

(slightly exaggerating. But only slightly.)

 

[Satchel Pooch]

Not true. I had a non-stop loop of "Do Me Baby" "Knockin' Boots" "Wild Thing" and all things Jodeci on my tape player back in the day.

I mowed the lawn the other day. Song two in the iPod, behind Zeppelin's The Rain Song? Do Me, Baby.

Slap it up, flip it, rub it down.

Oh, no.

 

[imjustagirl2]

SMACK it up.

Not slap.

Definitely smack.

 

[CradleRobber]

Finally, some documented proof in support of the two-disc mix I've had in my deck for months.

CD One

1. Dr. Dre - I Just Wanna Fuck You
2. Do or Die feat. JP - Sex Appeal
3. Shyne - Fuck 'Em, Don't Trust 'Em
4. Xzibit - Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair)
5. Young Jeezy - Tear It Up
6. T.I. feat. Too Short - Hotel
7. R. Kelly feat. Twista and Do or Die - Hit It Till the Mornin
8. Notorious B.I.G. feat. R. Kelly - Fuckin You Tonight
9. Keith Sweat - Twisted (Sexual Healing Remix)
10. Luniz - Is It Cool to Fuck
11. Killer Mike & Outkast - A.D.I.D.A.S.
12. A Tribe Called Quest - Hot Sex

CD Two

1. Ludacris & Shawnna - Sex Positions
2. Ying Yang Twins - Pull My Hair
3. Avant - Director
4. Mario - Let Me Love You
5. Young Gunz feat. Rell - No Better Love
6. Keith Sweat - Nobody
7. LL Cool J - Hey Lover
8. Snoop Dogg - Midnight Love
9. The Isley Brothers - Let's Fall In Love
10. Johnny P - Sing to You
11. Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)
12. Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song)

 

[The Big Ragu]

Finally, some documented proof in support of the two-disc mix I've had in my deck for months.

CD One

1. Dr. Dre - I Just Wanna Fuck You
2. Do or Die feat. JP - Sex Appeal
3. Shyne - Fuck 'Em, Don't Trust 'Em
4. Xzibit - Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair)
5. Young Jeezy - Tear It Up
6. T.I. feat. Too Short - Hotel
7. R. Kelly feat. Twista and Do or Die - Hit It Till the Mornin
8. Notorious B.I.G. feat. R. Kelly - Fuckin You Tonight
9. Keith Sweat - Twisted (Sexual Healing Remix)
10. Luniz - Is It Cool to Fuck
11. Killer Mike & Outkast - A.D.I.D.A.S.
12. A Tribe Called Quest - Hot Sex

CD Two

1. Ludacris & Shawnna - Sex Positions
2. Ying Yang Twins - Pull My Hair
3. Avant - Director
4. Mario - Let Me Love You
5. Young Gunz feat. Rell - No Better Love
6. Keith Sweat - Nobody
7. LL Cool J - Hey Lover
8. Snoop Dogg - Midnight Love
9. The Isley Brothers - Let's Fall In Love
10. Johnny P - Sing to You
11. Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)
12. Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song)

Maybe there is something to it, then. I wanted to make perverted monkey love to you and I had no clue what music you listen to.

 

[Cadet]

Oh, man, that Keith Sweat song brings back memories... that was the high school makeout song... I suppose the article is true.