Nick Saban (poops) the bed

[beefncheddar]

and my forking fantasy team takes it in the ash because of it.

Next time, little general, how about not throwing the challenge flag like a forking gunt. Man up and wing that sucker at the goddamned official.

If Saban's a man, Miller finishes with 0 TDs and 99 yards (0 points in the low-scoring league I'm in)
Instead, it's 101 yards (5 points) and a touchdown (6 points)

fork you, you miserable prick.

Edit from Idaho: No naughty words in the thread titles.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

Re: Nick Saban ships the bed

like the steelers aren't going to score after that anyway... and yes, the dolphins were my fantasy defense too

 

[zeke12]

Re: Nick Saban ships the bed

Same boat.

In our league, my opponent scored 14 points with Miller, I believe.

 

[BYH]

Re: Nick Saban ships the bed

Yes he did!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(sorry mustard)

 

[zeke12]

Re: Nick Saban ships the bed

What am I, chopped forking liver over here?

Mega-bench.

 

[BYH]

Oh sorry Zeke, I missed your lament.

You suck, the Twins suck and Liriano is not going to win Rookie of the Year. Feel better?

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Yeah, I got decked out of a sure Willie Parker TD on the goal line because of Saban's idiocy.

 

[beefncheddar]

like the steelers aren't going to score after that anyway... and yes, the dolphins were my fantasy defense too

Except that's irrelevant in my game.

So, thanks again, ashclown. Maybe do a little reading on the rulebook?

 

[beefncheddar]

And sorry, Idaho. My bad.

 

[Idaho]

not a big deal. Just one of the little rules we like to keep here in SportsJournalists.comville.

 

[zeke12]

Oh sorry Zeke, I missed your lament.

You suck, the Twins suck and Liriano is not going to win Rookie of the Year. Feel better?

Strangely, I do.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I'd like to thank Culpepper for throwing those two picks, especially the one to Porter. That staked me to an early lead in my money league game.