NBA player accused of driving drunk & pleasuring himself at same time

[Perry White]

http://wfrv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_180174619.html

A lawsuit was filed Thursday against Minnesota Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin and the Minneapolis Police Department in connection with an accident involving Griffin in late March.
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The lawsuit alleges Griffin was visibly drunk when he crashed his Cadillac Escalade into a parked Chevy Suburban in front of a store in southeast Minneapolis.

It also claims Griffin told a witness he was watching pornography and masturbating as he drove that night.

 

[Stupid]

Sad, on so many levels.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

How long before Eddie Griffin gets traded to the Knicks?

 

[The Q Man]

Oh come on. Who among us hasn't done this before?

 

[OnTheRiver]

Is that considered a hand check foul?

 

[Boom_70]

Eddy Griffin can't shoot off the dribble.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Yessss [/marvalbert]

 

[farmerjerome]

I have to say, I'm impressed.

Still gotta throw the Basket in jail.

 

[spnited]

Given Eddie Griffin's history, dating back to his high scholol days at Roman Catholic in Philly, nothing he does is surprising.

 

[SockPuppet]

That does take multi-tasking to a new level.

 

[SockPuppet]

Hard, drunk and masturbating is no way to go through life, Dorfman.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

At least it appears he avoided the dreaded case of whisky deck.