Mizzougrad, let's do this

[Bubbler]

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

I found an image, but it was too gross to post, of Quatto from Total Recall that was supposed to go with my retort, but anyway, imagine Quatto from Total Recall telling you to fork off Doctor!

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

 

[Chi City 81]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

 

[Bubbler]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

They won -- all of them. OWNED bench!

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

I give you:

January 1, 1994
Wisconsin 21, UCLA 16

January 1, 1999
Wisconsin 38, UCLA 31

January 1, 2000
Wisconsin 16, Stanford 7

 

[Trey Beamon]

Congrats...

 

[Chi City 81]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

They won -- all of them. OWNED bench!

Well, shut my mouth.

(I'll ignore the weak-ass teams they beat in those bowl games)

 

[JR]

Little-known fact: JR is two months older than spnited.

MUAHAHAHAHAH!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I look ten years younger.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

They won -- all of them. OWNED bench!

Well, shut my mouth.

(I'll ignore the weak-ass teams they beat in those bowl games)

You mean the 1999 UCLA team that was one win away from being in the national title game?

 

[Chi City 81]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

They won -- all of them. OWNED bench!

Well, shut my mouth.

(I'll ignore the weak-ass teams they beat in those bowl games)

You mean the 1999 UCLA team that was one win away from being in the national title game?

Yes. Cade McNown was their quarterback. Enough said.

 

[dreunc1542]

I don't care about the policies of the ND Media Relations department, or the AD or the board of trustees. I'm an Irish football fan. Always have been, always will be.

Basketball -- that's a different story.

And just because -- fork Barry Alvarez.

Just because Barry led Wisconsin to three Rose Bowls and made a dormant cupcake school into a perennial B10 contender is no reason to hate him.

How, exactly, did the Badgers fare in those Rose Bowls?

They won -- all of them. OWNED bench!

Well, shut my mouth.

(I'll ignore the weak-ass teams they beat in those bowl games)

You mean the 1999 UCLA team that was one win away from being in the national title game?

Yes. Cade McNown was their quarterback. Enough said.

And their defense regularly gave up over 500 yards, so basically they would have gotten smoked in the national title game.

 

[DyePack]

Cool. A chance to rip Cade McNown.

That guy SUCKED with the Bears. He managed to pull one good half out of his ass to knock the Lions out of the playoffs, which I found seriously amusing. Plus, R.W. McQuarters did well in that game, which prompted the Lions to pursue his overrated ass later in free agency. Ha, ha!

BTW, fiery new update at http://www.wenalway.com. This one's sure to stir up some hornetsbees gnats.