Lede of the Day

[Leo Mazzone]

Perhaps...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-10-30-ecoli-bottomstrip_x.htm

The first rule of public health is one most of us learn in kindergarten: Don't eat poop.

But that's what the people were eating who were struck down with E. coli in the late summer outbreak tied to bagged spinach, California health officials now say.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Good god.

 

[beefncheddar]

 

[Point of Order]

Perhaps...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-10-30-ecoli-bottomstrip_x.htm

The first rule of public health is one most of us learn in kindergarten: Don't eat poop.

But that's what the people were eating who were struck down with E. coli in the late summer outbreak tied to bagged spinach, California health officials now say.

What special-ed-for-ship-eaters kindergarten clash was she in?

 

[Clever username]

You have died of dysentery!

 

[Chi City 81]

You have died of dysentery!

And, ladies and gentlemen, we have a new running joke.

 

[Clever username]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!