Holy COW does my tooth hurt...

[Fenian_Bastard]

That reminds me. It's time for my offensive joke of the day:

Q: What time should a Chinese person go to the dentist?
A: Tooth Hurty (2:30).

Get it?

Try the veal... I'm here all week.

Jesus, that's an old joke.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Take a "shot" to numb the pain. Hold a swig of whiskey over the painful tooth, says Dr. Corn. Your gums will absorb some of the alcohol and that will numb the pain. Spit out the rest.

F that. Drink it down.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Clove oil is your best friend in a situation like this. Anbesol's not quite as good, but if it's all you have, keep at it. Here's a list I downloaded. If the root or nerve of the tooth is exposed, try covering the tooth with a cap of chewing gum. Give it a few minutes and see if the pain subsides a little. Good luck. Feel better

What to Do in a Dental Emergency When You're All Alone

There is nothing worse than being on your honeymoon, in-flight, on a camping trip, or on a long car ride when it strikes -- an unrelenting toothache so severe you feel like you want to die. Knowing what to do can prevent major discomfort.

Fortunately, the chance of an unforeseen dental crisis can usually be prevented by early detection and treatment of dental disease. When dental disaster does strike (and it always seems to be at the most inopportune time), knowing how to alleviate the pain is invaluable information everyone can use.

A toothache is any pain or soreness within or around a tooth, indicating inflammation and possible infection. Generally, a toothache occurs if tooth decay is very close to or has penetrated the pulp chamber that contains nerves and tiny blood vessels. Ideally, it's best to undergo dental treatment.

Toothache caused by trapped food: rinse the area with warm water and swish it about. It may loosen whatever is causing the pain. Alternatively, a cotton ball soaked in lime juice can be placed on the tooth. You can also try using this poultice: Steep a teaspoon of yarrow in hot water, drain the liquid with a piece of gauze, and then put it on the tooth.

Over-the-counter pain relievers to cure toothaches : paracetamol, aspirin and acetaminophen. If you feel that a small swelling has occurred, you may take non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAID) for their inflammatory components, like ibuprofen and mefenamic acid. (However, those with a history of ulcers as well as pregnant women need a doctor's recommendation before taking NSAID and aspirin.) Rubbing aspirin on your gums to numb an aching will do more harm than good. Aspirin contains salicylic acid, which can burn and damage gum tissue. Try pain-relieving gels like Anbesol or Orajel."


Home remedies for a toothache include: rinsing your mouth with salt water or dabbing some clove oil directly on the bad tooth. Clove oil has bacteria-slaying properties, along with a remarkable numbing effect. Also try the numbing power in cooled peppermint tea. Swish, then swallow if you like the flavor.


Most challenging are toothaches that stem from inside a tooth. But in cases where a lost filling or a broken tooth is causing the pain, "caulking" the sore tooth with softened chewing gum can ease the pain.


Canker sores:check to see if their toothpaste contains sodium lauryl sulfate, or SLS. SLS is a foaming agent that in some studies has been linked to the development of canker sores. An additional remedy for both canker sores and gum pain is tea tree oil. Tea tree oil should be applied directly to the infected site and can even be purchased in mouthwash form to soothe inflammation. Another preventive measure for canker sores is to avoid eating chips and other jagged foods that can cause tiny cuts and scrapes, which can be an entryway for a virus. Besides that, stay away from foods that trigger canker sores. Potential troublemakers include whole wheat, rye, barley, shellfish, pineapple, chocolate and tomatoes.


Gum problems: Ginseng can be used to alleviate the pain associated with irritated gum tissue. A ginseng tonic can be directly applied to the gum to promote circulation and speed healing. An additional home remedy suggestion is to use a wet tea bag for tooth or gum pain. Tea contains astringent tannins, which have the power to shrink swollen tissue and stop bleeding.

No toothache will heal on its own. A toothache is a dental problem that needs to be treated as soon as possible.

Knocked out a tooth: Shake off debris (rinsing or scrubbing could remove important periodontal ligament), place it in a container of milk or back in its socket and try to reach the dentist within 30 minutes.

Broken tooth: If you've lost the broken piece, just get to the dentist. If you have it, gently shake off surface dirt and definitely keep it. Even if the piece can't be bonded back to the original tooth, it can be used to help re-create the look of that tooth.


Something wedged between your teeth: Gentle flossing or brushing is fine, but if the object does not respond to that treatment and the surrounding gum begins to swell, make an appointment with your dentist. A bit of broken filling or chipped enamel can throw your bite off and make you panic. Popcorn husks are one of the worst offenders and occasionally need to be removed by a dentist. W


Lose a filling or crown: Cover the hole with temporary material, do not try to put the old filling back in the tooth. If you lose a crown, you'll want to try and salvage it (you can surprisingly use vaseline, denture adhesive or over-the-counter temporary dental cement available in pharmacies to put the crown back in place until you can reach a dentist). Visit the dentist as soon as possible.
Source: HealthNewsDigest.com

So, because jgmacg is a smart guy, I respect his posts, and he gave attribution, I just went out and bought some clove oil from the pharmacy down the street.

This is on the bottle:

"CAUTION: Avoid contact of concentrated oil with skin, eyes, mucous membranes, lips, tongue, plastic surfaces or finished furniture."

Um...I'm concerned?

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

Get drunker than shirt, clamp on to the offender with a pair of Vise Grips®, and pull that summitch out.

I removed a wart on my face that way. Didn't hurt too bad, but I bloodied things up a bit.

This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read on here, and it's not close.

I think I'm going to be ill.

 

[SixToe]

Vicodin! Yea!

 

[imjustagirl2]

I've never seen this dentist. So they wouldn't give me anything.

This clove oil has apparently not passed medical things for use in the U.S. for that purpose. It also has bad reactions with ibuprofen (oops) and can lead to more bleeding if I were to cut myself somehow.

 

[jgmacg]

This is from WebMD. com:

Lost crown. If the crown falls off, make an appointment to see your dentist as soon as possible and bring the crown with you. If you can't get to the dentist right away and the tooth is causing pain, use a cotton swab to apply a little clove oil to the sensitive area (clove oil can be purchased at your local drug store or in the spice aisle of your grocery store).

as is this:

Lost filling. As a temporary measure, stick a piece of sugarless gum into the cavity (sugar-filled gum will cause pain) or use an over-the-counter dental cement. See your dentist as soon as possible.

The warning on the bottle is there because it's a concentrated spice oil - like cinnamon oil - and is pretty hot, so would inflame your tender inflammables if slopped around.

Just a little on a Q-Tip pressed right onto the hole in your toof should suffice.

And then you can mull some wine!

 

[Songbird]

A little yayo on the gums makes it go numb.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I applied it as jgmacg said, with a Q-tip in the opening. My right side of my mouth went numb within 30 seconds. It's magic. But it does taste like shirt when you actually swallow.

I have noticed that drinking makes it fade. I waited 10 minutes, and it's already fading just from two swallows of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

 

[BYH]

Trying that, jg. But i can't seem to get it to stick. My tongue touches it no matter what I do, unless I just decide never to swallow and just drool into a bowl for 18 hours until my appointment.

I'm sorry, but the image of this made me laugh really, really hard.

Feel better Drooley McDrools a lot IJAG!

 

[jgmacg]

Keep dabbin'! It wears off when you rinse your mouth.

So just think of it a Mike's Special Edition Very Poorly Spiced Hard Lemonade.

 

[beanpole]

I'm duly impressed with jgmacq.