Best towns for an A*& whipping

[boots]

This might tick a few people off but WTF, taking nominations for towns that you can get a good old-fashioned ash kicking free of charge.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Just about any small-town bar in America will do. Walk in and start mouthing off to the locals, eventually one of them will oblige you.

 

[Lester Bangs]

As the Kansas City Royals and Florida Marlins will attest, any old town with an MLB team will do.

 

[Hammer Pants]

Philly and Memphis stand out to me at first thought.

 

[boots]

East St. Louis, Oakland, Camden N.J. , Gary Ind. Bridgeport, Conn. are the top five in my poll.

 

[shockey]

This might tick a few people off but WTF, taking nominations for towns that you can get a good old-fashioned ash kicking free of charge.

boots

i'm quite sure you could get your ash kicked in any town in the u.s. of a. just act naturally. ;D ;D ;D

 

[Monkey]

Athens, apparently, as the AJC routinely cleans the Banner-Herald's clock on the UGA beat. :

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

Belle Glade, Fla. All there is to do is kick people's ashes for the fun of it.

Hamilton, Scotland might be the worldwide leader.

 

[sportschick]

Columbia Falls, Montana.

 

[leo1]

bismarck

 

[Rosie]

Go to Sturgis, S.D. the first week in August.

Stand in the middle of Main Street (if you can get to it.)

Proclaim how superior Honda (or any other rice-burner bike) is over Harleys, then declare that Harley Davidson bikes are the worst thing know to ever exist.

You'll get your ash-whupping.

 

[Buck]

Philly is a good place if you're looking for a good, old fashioned *ss-kicking.
I disagree with Camden. You're liable to get more than a good beating in Camden.

I've taken my fair share of beatings in my life, and I might have more in my future.
But I'm much too old to go looking for trouble.