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Buck nailed that one in the gap. And from what I hear the same is happening in northern California, if this report from eTrueSports is to be believed: The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club has ended its 47-year-old sponsorship of the Oakland Raiders. “The team sucks and their fans are pussies,”...

Breaking news. Maybe. Fed up with what he termed "insultingly inadequate" offers for their standout lefthander, Minnesota Twins' GM Bill Smith has traded ace Johann Santana to the Portland Sea Dogs, the Red Sox' AA affiliate, in exchange for "two Sea Dogs to be named later, and a lot of...

Shoot (ahem), thought when we discovered the Mad Ants yesterday in writing the nonsense below, we were first. Alas, no. Citing "gross incompetence," commissioner David Stern suspended the New York Knickerbockers for the remainder of the 2007-08 season, replacing them with the Fort Wayne Mad...

Duddy Kravitz?

Ace is right' Massa Bill "throwing them a bone" is a generous and gracious act. Next generosity for Bill? How 'bout praising Injuns for being noble and having killer cheek bones?

Perhaps Jones can pledge to use her muscles "for the good of mankind," beginning with beating up Isiah Thomas.