Recent content by Forking Ship

He's making historians' future President Rankings even easier than he did before.

Yeah, but cholesterol is sure taking its sweet time.

The cult loves it all. They wish they could just golf and not give a care about anyone else. He represents their nihilistic fantasies, and the idea that "THOSE people" will suffer. They will never waver, no matter the personal hardship. And if it's a hardship that befalls their family or...

Don't waste your time on that particular right-wing agitator.

The first time he will actually do something to "Make America Great Again" is when he goes the Hell away. I would have been happy if that had been a graceful exit four years ago. But it seems he's determined to wreck as much as he can before cholesterol catches up to him . . . and he starts an...

That crazy shut-in aunt everyone avoids at holidays, somehow managed to get elected to Congress.

I don't believe anyone from Game of Thrones is running in 2028, so you may be out of luck.