Recent content by Dirk Nowitzki

My life is going to hell. I'm so depressed. I was on top of the world three weeks ago. The MVP in my pocket, a ring in sight. Now, I'm a worthless piece of crap. An overrated European has-been. Please David Stern, don't let them give me the trophy. Give it to Nash. Anyone but me. I'm so...

If I do, my buddies have copies. Two days until summer vacation..I can't wait. Well, gotta go. Press conference time and I hear Mark coming to write his "I told you all so, you ****ing fairweather fans" blog.

Well, at least I get to hang out with some of my gay buddies in the Wharf. Always loved that trip to the Bay.

This is a pretty good show. We have one in Germany. I was watching this instead of getting focused for Game 5.

I need a copy of that. I'll give you part of my NBA playoff mon...I mean, my regular season MVP honor bonus.

It would have worked out better had Avery said something about my momma like that fan in Section 3 did. Up until then I was just trying to keep from getting hurt.

See my previous statement. I'll be back to my old self in that hellhole out in Oakland. That's a tough place to play.

Someone yelled something bad about my mother. It woke me up. Got a good two minutes of basketball in.

I'd better get out of Mark Cuban's office.

Your welcome. But it was for my old friend, Don Nelson.

Just checking in before I check out, literally, in the second half. Watch me turn into a wuss.