Recent content by Bobby Bittman

I just want to clear up all those rumors about me and Sammy Maudlin not getting along. Now, in all seriousnes, as a comic, I rely on guys like Sammy and William B. over there. Just because we work the same stage and I get all the laughs doesn't mean I'm better than these guys. Just because Sammy...

(wipes tear away from eye with one finger as Sammy Maudlin violently slaps his knee)

Hey all, I'm the sports editor at this paper, the one vacating the position. If anyone has any questions about this job feel free to PM me and I'll tell you everything you need to know. The paper does have a terrific staff but it is a one-man sports department. We have three stringers at our...