Zombie Miyagi vs. Predator

Perhaps. But did Zombie Zabka bang the fat Audrey from National Lampoon's European Vacation? I don't know, I'm asking, and frankly, I don't know whether it would have a positive or pejorative effect on his powers if he did.

As for Zombie Myagi vs. Predator, I think it's standoff.

Predator isn't going to be interested in the sport of taking down a zombie, not even a lovable one from an iconic 80s movie. And clearly, Zombie Myagi does not have the power to take down Predator, even if his barely animated persona compels him to do so until the end of time.

However, if Zombie Myagi can bum rush Predator with a posse of zombies, following the gang-attack zombie M.O. from the original Dawn of the Dead, his posse has a puncher's chance.

Especially if Zombie Myagi convinces Zombie Obi-Wan Kenobi to join him, because I take it as an article of faith that Zombie Obi-Wan Kenobi could pull some serious Jedi mind tricks on Predator, even in Zombie Obi-Wan's barely motorized re-animated corpse form.

 

Just when I thought the threads couldn't get any dumber ...



I guess I should never underestimate the stupidity that can occur here.

 

My Gawd, that's Mini-Ditka's entrance music!

 

No you really shouldn't. Nothin' wrong with a little stupidity now and then.

 

Fixed. Now with 35% more fun!

 

How about Zombie Lloyd vs. Zombie Harry?

 

Zombie spnited?

 

Or Zombie Spnited vs. Zombie Ms. Jane Pittman

 

What if Zombie Miyagi somehow trained the Predator like he did Daniel-san, and then Zombie-Miyagi-trained Predator fought all of the dudes from Running Man? Would said Predator do any better than Ben Richards? Screw you, Killian.

 

He begs to differ.

 

Just for that, I'm going to start a new fantasy baseball thread.

 

How about a small market-big market thread?