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Zombie Miyagi vs. Predator

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Unibomber, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    Yes, you read that right.
    Some of my drunken coworkers got into a debate at an Irish pub over whether a zombie Mr. Miyagi could defeat Predator. There was no consensus among these drunken twits.

    Here are the arguments for each:

    Zombie Miyagi -- being a zombie, he would produce no heat and, therefore, not be seen by predator. A few crane kicks later, and it is all Miyagi!

    Predator -- He is a predator and not a 60-year-old tiny Japanese man.

    I voted for Predator simply because Miyagi's greatest weapon is his mind. Zombies are stupid mindless forms (see Shaun of the Dead).

    Discuss ...
  2. Key

    Key Well-Known Member

    That is freakin' hilarious!
  3. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    Unless your theory about the heat signature is correct AND Zombie Miyagi doesn't have a classic zombie mentality ('EAT BRAINS'), he could win by concocting some sort of elaborately planned death for Predator. Mere karate is not going to take one of those alien fuckers down.

    If Zombie Miyagi comes at Predator with no weapons, even if Predator doesn't see him, it's no contest.
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If Predator doesn't realize WHAT Zombie Miyagi is, ZM has a chance. ZM could walk right up and, Predator thinking it's a challenge, would engage in hand to hand combat. All ZM would have to do is get one bite in and he'd turn Predator into Zombie Predator.
    And then we're all fucked.
  5. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    That's science!
  6. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    I thought zombies were only human, kind of like how your dog can't get the cold from you.

    Zombie Predator would definitely whup Zombie Miyagi's ass, however. Any way you slice it, Miyagi's goin' down.
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    This is my favorite thread ever.
  8. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    Wesley Willis would have made a fantastic song about it.
  9. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Zombie Miyagi would lose simply because he would kick Predator's ass and then, right when he can deliver the death blow, he'd twist Predator's nose instead.

    Predator would then bite off his head.

    End of Zombie Miyagi.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Zabka would destroy them both.
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Zabka or zombie Zabka? I think it's a difference that should be debated.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Zombie Zabka never would have let LaRusso win...or let Rick Morehouse mock his small weenie in the cafe a few days before kicking his ass at the prom.
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