Zoinks! Like, where's Casey Kasem?

Fucking ponderous...

 

But is he still keeping his feet on the ground and reaching for the stars?

 

Loretta Tortelli does not have the brain power to mastermind this.

In all seriousness, though, that really stinks. The couple's been married since 1980; it's not like she's pulled a TWANS at the last moment. Family bickering can be brutal.

 

Loretta apparently didn't take him to a place where everybody knows his name.

 

This would be a great long distance dedication...

 

Does anyone else remember when Casey Kasem's daughter (Kerri) was on "Beg, Borrow and Deal" on ESPN? She had the Maloof brothers send a jet to pick her and he teammates up for one challenge.

 

So Rick Dees finally got to him

 

I am a fan of anyone who references the Great Cornholio.

re Kasem: A very telling part of this story is that he had already written the rest of his family out of his will, and had told them as much. I don't doubt Jean is a little batshit, but these "kids" seem like archetypal hangers-on.

 

Fun fact: the woman who played a dim bulb blonde on Cheers holds 12 patents in the US Patent Office.

 

The rich one Woody married the final season or a different one?

 

He means Jean Kasem.

 

Sounds like the one who married one of Carla's exes.