Zoinks! Like, where's Casey Kasem?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/judge-asks-casey-kasem-article-1.1789290

Top 40 legend/voice of Shaggy is 82 years old, has Parkinson's, eats through a tube, and now it appears his wife Jean has him in an unknown location, in violation of the legal agreement she has with his three adult children. One daughter thinks he's in Canada on his way to live on a reservation in Washington.

Casey and Jean have a 23-year-old daughter. Not bad for him, plus he had a good 25 years of motorboating that ditz.

But I have a feeling it's going to end with Jean pulling off a mask and saying she would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids.

 

Shadoe Stevens has to be involved.

 

Fuckin' ponderous.

 

Now that's one hell of a long-distance dedication.

 

His wife is "Never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down."

That's right! I Rick-rolled this thread!

 

Dropping a record 35 spots this week, it's spikechiquet with "Another Lame Post."

 

Are your threatening me?
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In quasi-related news, his daughter Kerri Kasem is no longer part of Nikki Sixx's radio show at night. Some other woman is his sidekick now.

(yes, I listen to it on my drive home. Sue me )

 

Never made that connection, but Nikki Sixx was often a last resort when my driving schedule was different.

 

I listen to it as well from time to time.

It's not the same without Kerri.

 

Now on with the countdown!

 

Uptempo! And I gotta talk about a f--ckn' dog dying? Still a classic. Hope he is found.