Zambrano and Barrett

Great, great time to buy Z low in fantasy right now. Also, he's alternated his last four or five starts this way: shit, great, shit, great, shit ...

 

Get rid of them both and get Jacque Jones and Matt Murton out of there too ... Everybody seems to love Barrett, but he's not even a servicable Major League catcher at times. It also amazes me that Barrett seems to have all this fight when it comes to something like the A.J. situation and this situation but he never seems to bring that fight to the field or to the plate. You know, the places that it actually matters.
Derrek Lee is one of the only players that's worth a damn on that team.

 

Linda Cohn just said on SportsCenter that Barrett ended up with a cut lip (which needed stitches) and two black eyes, and that he was sent flying into a locker. Zambrano is a bad-ass. Completely and utterly insane, but a bad-ass.

 

Headline suggestion: Assaultin' battery

 

If this is what happens when you get frustrated while working for TribCorp ... okay, that was too obvious.

Hey Doc --- nice ballclub. Okay, that was too obvious.

Who will Lou go after first when he cracks thanks to the strain --- one of his players or a member of the media?

 

Outstanding.

 

Thanks, Buck. The newsroom nearly gave me a standing ovation. I was pretty damn proud of myself, if you don't mind me saying.

 

Did Zambrano spit on Barrett at the end of the dugout confrontation?

 

1) Zambrano is a psychotic douche bag. Win a damn Cy Young, win a championship or throw a no-hitter before you become a prima motherfuckin' donna.

2) Pallister, Mayfly and FishHack oughta go into Witness Protection once IJAG reads the digs you made on her boy Barrett.

 

Two assholes fighting, on a Triple-A team.

Lou, you took the money . . . now you have to dance the dance.

 

You'd lose that bet my friend.