Zambrano and Barrett

More importantly, Zambrano continues to suck so much. 13 hits and 7 runs in 5 IP? Get a fucking grip man. The BP pitchers dont get hit that bad.

 

Maybe he needs to spend more time instant messaging.

 

And Big Z didn't even get a K. The guy has to be hiding an injury.

 

Interesting how the trouble follows Barrett.

 

That's one theory.

Another is that Pierzynski and Zambrano are both bush league assholes.

 

Which I tend to subscribe to first ... and that Barrett is a little princess in the club house.

 

I know Pierzynski's an asshole.

Zambrano, I've suspected.

 

Here's a theory about Zambrano's suckdom. I was reading that Venezuelan minor-leaguers have flunked drug test higher than any other nationality. Is it possible that Carlos, who is Venezuelan, was juicing and stopped because he thought he might get caught and without the juice he's not as effective?

 

Good theory. I'd say that could be the reason.

 

I don't think velocity or stamina are his problems.

It's that pecker seeking movement his pitches see to have. When he can harness it, it's nasty movement.

When he can't, his ball seeks the middle of the plate.

 

Pierzynski has to be laughing his ass off. I think I'll join him. Hahahahahahahaha! (Hi, IJAG)

 

I would take Zambrano in a fight...he would probably get the rest of his Venezuelan boys. I would take a bunch of Venezualans over a bunch of white guys any day. Except if they are UFC fighters. That's another story. But look at these players...they could kick some ass. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venezuela_national_baseball_team