zach hampel has a blog

... about snagging baseballs (all 3,000-plus).

http://snaggingbaseballs.mlblogs.com/

 

This guy is a completely fucking loser.

Not looser. Loser.

Imagine being almost 30 years old and competing for foul balls with 12-year-old kids. He's an even more pathetic version of Peter King.

He's also written a book about watching baseball better, which I thought was tough to do when all you do is race around the park looking for another baseball to add to your pathetic collection.

 

Golly gee, that must be an exciting read.

 

Zach Hampel is infatuated with balls.

 

BLOGS!!!

 

Hell, I can't believe the guy found a publisher.

 

Not a surprise.

He has connections in the publishing industry.

 

I had never heard of this guy until just now.

 

Giving him a chance to proclaim his lifelong obsession without fear of ridicule, Zach Hampel answers an open casting call for the movie "Garden State."

 

He's actually charging people to follow him to a game and he'll personally show you all the tricks to his trade. The cost? $500 plus a ticket AND the guarantee of getting a ball. What a motherfucking loser.