Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!

I've been considering buying a "Major League" Indians jersey for a while now and found a site on this wonderful series of tubes known as the internets where I can get a jersey in my big ass size that will do customization. So which friend of the feather should I pay homage to? Getting a "Vaughn 99" jersey is too cliche...I ask the good people of SportsJournalists.com, which player should I get? I'm leaning toward "The crafty veteran righhander Eddie Harris" or Dorn, although I could be convinced to go with Jake or Pedro. Your thoughts?

 

Fuck, that's a brilliant idea.

The more obscure, the better. Go with the Scott Bakula character from Major League III: Back To The Minors!

 

No Willie Mays Hayes?

 

Nah...I like Willie, but I would only do it if I could fit his full name on the back.

 

Did Michael Vick ever play for the Tribe?

 

For coolness' sake -- Cerrano.

For comedy's sake -- Dorn.

 

Depends. Which player do you more identify with?
If you're a prima-donna has-been, Dorn.
If you're a crusty old boozer, Harris.
If a wily veteran has-been, Taylor.
If you're a large black man who can't hit a curve ball, Cerrano.

Personally, I'd go with Lou Brown. You can wear it to your offseason job at the tire shop

 

I vote Dorn, if for no other reason than to honor Corbin Bernsen, who is arguably the world's biggest snow globe collector...

http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/2006/06/one-movie-role.html

 

If I think Jesus would have trouble hitting the curveball because Mary Magdalene had slept with Ricky Vaughn, who do I pick?

 

Shoup

 

Harry Doyle's sport coat isn't an option?

 

If you have Dorn on the back, people might actually get it. The others ... probably not.