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Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 9, 2006.


So which jersey should it be

  1. Eddie Harris

  2. Jake Taylor

  3. Roger Dorn

  4. Pedro Cerrano

  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I've been considering buying a "Major League" Indians jersey for a while now and found a site on this wonderful series of tubes known as the internets where I can get a jersey in my big ass size that will do customization. So which friend of the feather should I pay homage to? Getting a "Vaughn 99" jersey is too cliche...I ask the good people of SportsJournalists.com, which player should I get? I'm leaning toward "The crafty veteran righhander Eddie Harris" or Dorn, although I could be convinced to go with Jake or Pedro. Your thoughts?
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Fuck, that's a brilliant idea.

    The more obscure, the better. Go with the Scott Bakula character from Major League III: Back To The Minors! :D
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    No Willie Mays Hayes?
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Nah...I like Willie, but I would only do it if I could fit his full name on the back.
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Did Michael Vick ever play for the Tribe?
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    For coolness' sake -- Cerrano.

    For comedy's sake -- Dorn.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Depends. Which player do you more identify with?
    If you're a prima-donna has-been, Dorn.
    If you're a crusty old boozer, Harris.
    If a wily veteran has-been, Taylor.
    If you're a large black man who can't hit a curve ball, Cerrano.

    Personally, I'd go with Lou Brown. You can wear it to your offseason job at the tire shop
  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I vote Dorn, if for no other reason than to honor Corbin Bernsen, who is arguably the world's biggest snow globe collector...

  9. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    If I think Jesus would have trouble hitting the curveball because Mary Magdalene had slept with Ricky Vaughn, who do I pick?
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Harry Doyle's sport coat isn't an option?
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If you have Dorn on the back, people might actually get it. The others ... probably not.
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