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6 more weeks of winter.
Someone shoot the son of a bitch.

Groundhog Day 2017: Winter Is (Still) Coming, Punxsutawney Phil Says

 

Least he didn't say 6 more weeks of Trump as President ... oh.

 

And oh yeah, don't drive on the train tracks.

I happen to agree with that one, Phil

 

Hey, I said that already on the golf thread. Quit drafting off my heat!

 

I'll cite you if you'll give me the proper style. I'm partial to MLA, but whatever floats your boat!

 

Both of Canada's groundhogs - Wiarton Willie and Shubenacadie Sam - predicted an early spring. Yet another reason to move to Canada!

 

Winter? What winter? It's a nice, balmy 85 today at the 15th Parallel.

 

I denounce this.
Asshole.

 

Yeah, but by early spring you mean it gets into the 20s (F) on a regular basis. Or so I've heard.

I'll take my later spring here in the new state of North Texas. Armadillos? We got 'em!

 

Yesterday's high here in North Texas: 80. Today's: 46.

It's supposed to get back into the 70s by Sunday.

 

31 here today in the New State of North Texas (TM), which is north and east of the real north Texas.