Your weakness

Did you ever notice that "end of thread," and even "END...OF...THREAD" is never really the end of the thread?

I gave this issue some thought and though I do still have some level of weakness for women's parts (I'd list them, but I really don't want to end up drooling on my keyboard)....my true weakness is my 3-year-old. A recent...situation ... reminded me that at some point I actually became a relatively mature married man capable of thinking with the proper head when necessary when it comes to women.

So, instead of being a sucker for a woman with a pretty face (or a hot body...or both...), I am now a sucker for a soon-to-be 4-year-old who thinks of me as a combination cash machine (I want that, daddy....and that....and that...), cleaning service and jungle gym. My wife gets the first two parts of that, too, but I'm the one our daughter literally walks and climbs all over.

Sometimes I have to overcome my weakness and keep the little angel/monster from getting too out of control...but every time I look at that tiny version of my wife's face with my eyes looking back at me I know this is going to be a battle I will spend the rest of my life losing as often as not. And I'm actually ok with that.

Sorry, was "boobies" a better answer?

 

The eyes are a serious danger to my ability to stand, as well.

 

There are a couple of sj members whose weakness is Coffee Crisp Bars and Tim Horton's coffee.

 

The other side of the tracks.

 

* New York Style pizza.
* A crisp autumn Pacific Northwest afternoon.
* My wife's touch.

And sure, what the hey, boobs.

 

Boobies are not a weakness. They are a necessity.

 

chocolate

 

In honor of the red-headed women here and the fans of red-headed women... NSFW

(solo acoustic with intro)

(full-E Street band country swing with special guests Bonnie Raitt, Bruce Hornsby, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Shawn Colvin and Jackson Browne)

 

Legs.
My boyfriend's voice.
Wallaby Darneds from Outback.
Cadbury Cream Eggs.
Backrubs.
Blue eyes.
Accents.
My dad's garlic chicken.

 

* Doritos
* Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
* Redheads
* Real curves on a woman

Only the last one makes my knees weak with desire.

 

Dessert and lots of it!!!!!

 

Oh yeah...and creme brulee.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm creme brulee.