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Your strangest relative...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Mizzougrad96, Nov 19, 2012.

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  1. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I thought we could have a little fun with the holidays coming up...

    Who is your strangest relative? In-laws or blood it doesn't matter...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Nov 19, 2012
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  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Most of my family will now register to talk about me.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 19, 2012
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  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    if they could, I mean.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 19, 2012
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  4. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    My Aunt Sandi. She administered herself elctroshock therapy at our kitchen table after Thanksgiving. She had a little portable box. We all watched TV like nothing was happening.
     
    Care Bear, Nov 19, 2012
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  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Not tempted to throw a little water on her while she was doing it??
     
    Moderator1, Nov 19, 2012
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  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Well, of course. She has been detained at every airport she has attempted to fly out of for every reason you could possibly imagine. I am seeing her on Wednesday. I am sure I will be back here to post.
     
    Care Bear, Nov 19, 2012
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  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    There is one aunt on the in-law side who is a bit, uh, out there. Haven't seen her in years, thankfully. For a while, she was dating a pedophile (I only wish I was kidding) and couldn't understand why her somewhat normal kids didn't want their kids within 100 miles of the guy.

    She also couldn't help but share at a family gathering once that her dude was in the pokey for a spell for a minor infraction and would be out in two weeks "and then I can get me some d***!" One of her sons looked at her and said, "Aren't you a little old for him?"
     
    Moderator1, Nov 19, 2012
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  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Mine would be my brother-in-law...

    He's 37. On more than one occasion he has been approached by talent agents about being a model or actor.

    He's very successful in real estate.

    He has never been on a date. He has never kissed a girl.

    Parents are very normal. Both of his sisters are great.

    He once described his ideal woman as a cross between Olivia Newton-John in Grease and Snow White.

    He spends more time on his hair than any female I've ever met. The "Don't touch my hair" scene in Saturday Night Fever fits him perfectly. He gets it cut every 10 days.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Nov 19, 2012
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  9. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Your brother-in-law is Collin Klein?
     
    Dick Whitman, Nov 19, 2012
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  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Is Klein a social leper?
     
    Mizzougrad96, Nov 19, 2012
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  11. Amy

    Amy Well-Known Member

    Has anybody asked whether he's ever kissed a guy?
     
    Amy, Nov 19, 2012
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  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy!
     
    Moderator1, Nov 19, 2012
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