your romantic status

That is outstanding. Some hilarious descriptive language there.

 

Written by an SportsJournalists.commer?

 

This is an excellent idea. You should try to patent it.

 

I'm pretty sure that ATM references are not limited to SportsJournalists.com.

 

I recall a line in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry's having really spicy food with the co-star of The Producers, and how she tells him that men who eat hot sauce usually have tastier-flavored jizz. Not sure if that's true.

 

Well, looks like any discussion of the emotional or intellectual aspect of relationships has gone the way of the leather football helmet 'round these parts.

 

Welcome to SportsJournalists.com. Is this your first time here?

 

It all comes back to ATM, eventually.

But I will throw out a question for those with serious long-term relationships (like, longer than five years):

How do you keep from getting bored and/or being boring? The girl and I still really enjoy each other's company, but I worry about down the road.

 

I've heard the same about pineapple juice, too. I've never tried it -- on either end.

 

Something I wish I would have done was to set goals in the relationship. Be it setting time aside to do things together that each of you enjoy, or saving money for something you both want to buy or for a trip, or just things to work on.

 

Five years? Christ, I've only had one relationship that lasted more than five months. And that was in high school.

 

Don't ask this guy: