Your perfect woman (or man)

I would, in the interest of our young writers here, just like to point out the best rule when writing about sex both on SportsJournalists.com and in your own writings:

Less is so much often more.

 

Yeah, good luck with that.

 

Oh don't worry I already subscribe to that.

 

I want a woman who's comfortable enough to say There's still some carrot chunk stuck between your teeth from when you vomited in your mouth from reading that post on SportsJournalists.com.

 

I want a woman who makes me laugh and smile and cry and think and feel and live and breathe.
I want a woman who thinks it's cute that I cry in movies.
I want a woman who doesn't like sports but loves Jeopardy.
I want a woman who cares more about other people than herself, and expects other people to care about her than themselves.
I want a woman who loves to feel cold so I can make her warm.
I want a woman who loves to feel sad so I can make her smile.
I want a woman who loves to feel happy so I can share her happiness.
I want a woman who plays Scrabble and gets mad if she loses. Bonus points if she sometimes wins. Sometimes.
I want a woman who will appreciate when I stop to buy her flowers.
I want a woman who laughs at my father's jokes, for no other reason to make him feel good.
I want a woman who takes the time everyday to laugh and to cry and to think — like Jimmy V said.
I want a woman who has a beautiful smile and good style and cute hair.
I want a woman who wears polka dot sundresses and know she looks incredible to me.
I want a woman who wears sweats and a t-shirt and knows she looks incredible to me.
I want a woman who appreciates a good onion ring and the perfect ranch dressing.
I want a woman who loves Forrest Gump and Love Actually and Back to the Future.
I want a woman who loves Bon Jovi and Fleetwood Mac and Tupac and Luciano Pavarotti and Van Morrison.
I want a woman who hates the Raiders, especially if she hates the Raiders because I hate the Raiders.
I want a woman who hangs out with my best friends and feels comfortable.
I want a woman who I can make fun of. . Pardon the incorrect grammar. Of whom I can make fun.
I want a woman who reminds me of Stevie Nicks in 1977, Kelly Kapowski in 1993, Jennifer Love Hewitt in 2002.
I want a woman who holds my niece and makes her laugh and teases her and cherishes her like I do.
I want a woman who feels.
I want a woman who loves.
I want a woman.

 

I want GBNF's woman, too.

 

You don't want much, do you GBNF?

 

Is that asking for too much?

OK...

I want a woman who isn't 43. Umm, again.

Edit* Sorry if I offended any 43-year-old women.

 

So you're saying you're not going after anymore cougars?

 

i just want a little quiet time.

 

I thought you were gonna go for some Ratt lyrics there, Tomas.

 

The most important personality trait for me is a sense of humor. I want someone who will make fun of me a little more than I'll make fun of them, and always know I'm joking around.