Your perfect woman (or man)

Somebody who just ... gets it, you know?

 

Just when you think BYH is off preparing a bowl of popcorn and a warm bottle of lotion for his 12:30 a.m. installment of Scrubs, he shows up with a vengence.

 

The vagina is a plus, my friend. Yeah, there's an L there. Look closer.

 

First and foremost, he'd have to be someone who isn't an alcoholic or addicted to porn. He also wouldn't have jealousy issues and would not try to prevent me from achieving my goals.

With that part out of the way...I would want someone who both shares my interests but has interests of his own. I don't want a carbon copy of myself. Our differences wouldn't clash, but would compliment each other. He would be honest with me always and would be my best friend. He would enjoy getting out with me and the dogs when we go hiking or just playing at the park. He'd be the kind of person I would love to dress up for but would also find it sexy when I steal his boxers and t-shirts for pajamas instead of wearing some uncomfortable getup made of lace.

Edit: He would also have to be someone who wants children, because I cannot imagine going through life without becoming a mommy. I want that more than anything. I'd give up every other dream or wish of mine just for that if I had to.

 

I can multi-task.

 

Just so you know, I only read the rest of this post out of good manners.

Aside from that part, I can dig it.

 

And I've never doubted you for a second. Just eat the popcorn first, OK?

 

You know how it's usually romantic when a man and a woman's hands brush together in a bucket of butter-laden popcorn?

Yeah...not with me.

 

Oh, the mental picture. ...

 

My perfect woman is someone who is self-confident and sure of her femininity. She is someone who is not afraid of competition and will not settle for second place (unless we are competing). She needs to have a smile that melts my heart into my stomach and eyes that peer through my eyes into my soul. She needs to be able to talk about our future but the next second be able to roll off a joke. She needs to be able to say something when she says nothing. She must be able to place soft kisses on my lips and even softer on my neck. She must be a freak in the sheets, but someone I can also take home to Mom. I want to feel the chemistry when she talks to me and the sparks when she climbs on top to ride me. I want a woman who can fuck so well that we both won't be able to walk the next day. Most importantly, my perfect woman is someone who can force me to be a better man and make me feel good each day I spend with her.

 

Wow.