Your I'm Getting Older Moment

Spnited?

 

When, after a double dose of Viagra, I was able to keep it up for 11 seconds. // BYH

 

No, six years is about right. Or at least it's not highly unusual.

 

When I was writing features for the local daily rag and got the AARP magazine that had Cheryl Teigs on the cover.

 

The high-grade ass I'm pulling wasn't even born when I set my first powerlifting records [JDV/].

Whatever.

 

Oh yeah...one more. When I taught my first class at my current college, I had a student whose dad I went to high school with. That one hurt.

 

I wondered if ace was stealing my life.

 

They are mere children JR.
We, on the other hand , are past the "getting older" moments. We know how good life can be at a certain age

 

I was leaving you the Garden of Eden, buddy.

 

Fine with me. I'll stay with Eve, you can go hang out with the Greeks.

 

Hey! Well, I guess with children like yours, you are bound to be bitter.

 

LOL. Good one!