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Your first time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Captain_Kirk, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    I would tell my first time story, but y'all would laugh at me and snicker and all that, and I'd feel like a dumbass. It probably lasted less than eight seconds, too.

    Shit.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's more than one second though, right?

    I mean, I'm just asking, and stuff.
     
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    My first time was also the first time I smoked weed. It was a strange night.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    God damnit. And I just showered, too.

    What a fucking waste of water and Old Spice shower soap.
     
  5. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Maybe six. On a slow count. "One-one-thousand ... "

    I still have never inhaled. And I didn't take my cues from Clinton, either.
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I've never done a drug in my life. I guess I'm the only one who took D.A.R.E. seriously.
     
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Should've used Tag.
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Does that remove the terrible stench of Fail?
     
  9. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    I used to wear my D.A.R.E. t-shirt every time I bought pot.
     
  10. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Steve Largent came to my elementary school and told me not to use drugs. I didn't use any until he became a crazed Republican Senator and I figured his advice no longer mattered.
     
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's like wearing your "I Gave My Word To Stop At Third" shirt during sex. Priceless.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    We had an officer lecture us in fourth and fifth grade. But he didn't impact me so much. McGruff did.
     
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