Your first time

Yeah, like I really want to hear about you assholes having sex ...

What was your first post on SJ? Mine was backing up a writer who was vouching for the win-soaked writing coach we had at my first shop. Figures a guy who goes out of his way to create a nickname that says "you don't know who I am" goes and starts dropping Hummer-sized clues about his identity from the word go.

 

I have no idea what mine was. Probably something inane...that's not really a hard guess to make.

 

Your first post was:

Great pate, mom, but we gotta motor if we're going to get to the funeral.

 

Mine was something slamming a job at a former paper.

I then moved on to all things Def Lep.

 

Hi Sandy!

 

I can't remember, but I do know that after the first couple posts I ever made on a thread, one of the veterans (can't remember who) PM'd me to suggest I was a veteran using a new handle to argue my point. Funny since it took me a week to figure out how to register in the first place.

 

Mine was about a job I was interested in, but didn't get. Oh well.....

 

I called Smasher a dickhead. I feel bad about it now.

 

Shockingly, my first post was defending ARod on a baseball thread.

 

What about the sexholes having ass?

 

I don't even remember.

 

I think it was in response to something stupid Dyepack said about design. His ripping a designer friend of mine on here was the reason I joined to begin with, but to be honest I'm not sure what the first post was.

You'd think I would remember since it's only been six months, but when you average 600 posts a month things get a little foggy.