Your fab five...no, not that T-Mobile crap

It's probably been about a year since we've surveyed on this: Which five probably unattainable women (or in the case of women and diabeetus, men) would your current or possible future significant other have to not hold against you if you had a chance to make it with them? Also note any changes from a year ago, and why.

Mine: Susan Sarandon, Linda Ellerbee, Anna Kournikova, Diane Lane and Hayley Scarnetta.

Hayley replaces Mariah Carey, because Hayley rocked my co...er, world on Idol last season.

 

Linda Ellerbee?

 

List begins and ends with Audrey Tautou.

 

Well, then, who are the three in between?

And bubs...the glasses, the intellect, the prospect of the great conversation that would take place during the seduction phase and during the afterglow....oh yeah.

 

Sarah Chalke x 5.

 

Before or after she ate the other person?

 

Hey, if the other person was me...

 

Mine: Winona Ryder, Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz, Reese Witherspoon, and I'll throw in Marissa Tomei. There is a good list of about 1,000 that could fill the 5 spot on an y given day.

And yeah, Lina Ellerbee? Wouldn't she be on that list of ugly celebs you'd nail?

 

She still wouldn't be that big.

 

George Clooney, Devon Sawa, Steve Yzerman, Elliot Yamin and Scarlett Johansson