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Your excellency

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Feb 12, 2008.

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  1. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Caddyshack is to golf what Animal House is to college. You'll be able to deal. Hell, you live in Minnesota, for goodness' sake!
     
    crusoes, Feb 12, 2008
    #25
  2. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    I tried group sex once. I didn't enjoy it, because I didn't know who to thank.
     
    OnTheRiver, Feb 12, 2008
    #26
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member




    You may want to turn sound down, for work.

    http://www.joecasaletto.com/jokes/rodney.htm

    The one and only.
     
    Ben_Hecht, Feb 12, 2008
    #27
  4. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Shows a fundamental lack of curiosity, at the very fucking least.
     
    Simon_Cowbell, Feb 12, 2008
    #28
  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    "I saved his life during the war."
    "You were in the war?"
    "No, he was. I got him out."


    Oh, and "Ohhhhhhh, PORTERHOUSE!"
     
    ArnoldBabar, Feb 12, 2008
    #29
  6. Kamaki

    Kamaki Member

    Isn't this from Fletch?
     
    Kamaki, Feb 12, 2008
    #30
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...
     
    Armchair_QB, Feb 12, 2008
    #31
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Sorry, I get my Chevy classics mixed sometimes. Weird how he also has a part in his conversation with Lacy about not being in the war ("Homo").
     
    ArnoldBabar, Feb 12, 2008
    #32
  9. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Ellhue, will you come in here and loofah my stretchmark?
     
    doubledown68, Feb 12, 2008
    #33
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Feb 12, 2008
    #34
  11. ThomsonONE

    ThomsonONE Member

    Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-lagunga.
     
    ThomsonONE, Feb 12, 2008
    #35
  12. Fudgie the Whale

    Fudgie the Whale Guest

    If I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
     
    Fudgie the Whale, Feb 12, 2008
    #36
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