Your excellency

"Farts"

"SPAULDING"

"Double Farts"

 

I've never seen Slap Shot. I worry that it can't live up to the legend, and I'll spend the rest of my life embarrassing myself by saying 'I didn't think it was so great.' Maybe it's worse to say I never saw it, not sure.

 

Alright, now that we are in the ship portion of the movie, the speech from Judge as he christens the boat.

 

Your uncle molests collies.

 

You will NEVER EVER EVER say Slap Shot was not great.

 

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

 

It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his pants aren't too tight in the seat

 

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

 

well.......at this rate, he'll be a Jr. Member by sometime around 2030.