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Your excellency

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I was just talking to my boss, and he thanked me for doing something, and I reply with....."In the words of Ty Webb......Thank You Very Little"

    He looks at me as if he had just shit his pants.

    "Who's Ty Webb?"

    "uh......haven't you ever seen Caddyshack?"

    [crickets chirping]

    "I guess not"

    Me and the morning show dude look at each other, and tell him to get the hell out of the office, run to Wal-Mart, rummage the $9.99 DVD bin, and don't come back to work until he's watched it.

    Now......I freely admit I haven't seen some of the movies that get jacked on this board.....i.e...I sat through parts of Heathers, and after about 30 minutes, looked at my dog and said....."What the fuck?".......but, never, ever, neverever have I heard of anybody not seeing Caddyshack.

    Now, I can only hope this turns into a Caddyshackjack.
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The world needs ditchdiggers too
  3. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    I still have not seen Caddyshack.
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Hey Rosie, You must have been something before electricity.
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    My heavens.
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Now I know why tigers eat their young.
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I've never seen Caddyshack.

    True story.
  8. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member


    However, I have seen Slap Shot so many times that I can pretty much recite the entire movie by heart. :p And yes, I own the DVD.

    I just don't like golf. that's all.
  9. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    9.99 nothing...I bought the anniversary edition at Target for 3.99.

    Oh, and...

    "Big hitter, the Lama"
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Great big gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher-guts.
    50 more says he eats it.
  12. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.
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