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Your death row meal?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jay Sherman, Aug 9, 2008.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Purple, douche.

    Though, and I'll open this up to the board: pallister and I both actually like red, but red Kool-Aid is played out, right?
     
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    1 dozen iced oysters on the half shell, lemon and hot sauce on the side
    a couple of soft shell crabs, ginger and scallion sauce
    2 lb grilled Maine Lobster tail
    Philly Steak and Cheese with fried onions and hot peppers
    hand made hot potato chips
    A bucket of long neck bottles of Dr. Pepper
    Hot Fudge Sundae
    Blow Job
     
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    What if the blow job is from your cell mate?
     
  4. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    Does it really matter at that point?
     
  5. Jay Sherman

    Jay Sherman Member

    Seriously. At that point, if it was same-sex, it might give you a few more minutes of life.
     
  6. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Giving or receiving?
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    If the emphasis is on consumption, then he'd be a-giving.
     
  8. Penril (Spanish-style cooked pork) with yellow rice and gandules.

    About three rainbow rolls and all the Sunkist I can handle.
     
  9. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    * Wall-to-wall KFC extra crispy, with a bucket of their BBQ sauce on the side, or Popeye's chicken and shrimp. Since discovering Popeye's, they both have their merits.

    * General Tao's Chicken. One star. Don't even bother with the broccoli, fool.

    * New York style pizza. Just cheese.

    * A huge pan of Olive Garden's Chocolate lasagna.

    * Jones cola, chilled and straight from the bottle.
     
  10. 2underpar

    2underpar Active Member

    i would go for the all-you-can-eat buffet. They can't kill me until I finish, right?
     
  11. joe

    joe Active Member

    Dude, I'm just thinking, if it's death row, go ahead and go crazy and get the regular Pepsi.
     
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    In addition to the aforementioned pizza...

    * A bushel of crabs, steamed right in front of me with Old Bay and dumped on the table with a bowl of vinegar.
    * A bunch of peel and eat shrimp
    * filet mignon
    * garlic mashed potatoes
    * steak fries
    * creme brulee
    * cheesecake ice cream from Coldstone with graham cracker crust, fudge and black cherries
    * Pepsi
     
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