Your death row meal?

- Appetizer: Maryland steamed shrimp and crab cakes; fried chicken strips with Zaxby's sauce
- First round: Two chili dogs from The Varsity, and a Frosted Orange
- Second round: Green chile breakfast burrito from Blake's in ABQ and a garbage burrito from Rosa Maria's in San Berdoo
- Penultimate round: My BBQ chicken, slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's, from the backyard grill; with grilled garlic corn
- Dessert: Ghirardelli Mint Bliss hot fudge sundae
- Drinks: A Fat Tire, a Heineken, a Pepsi and a gallon of sweet tea from Mrs. Winner's

 

Regular soft drinks are undrinkable. They taste terrible, like drinking syrup. Gross.

 

Although I don't like any soft drinks -- stopped drinking them, unless nothing else is available, about four years ago -- I never could drink diet drinks. Too much aftertaste.

 

The five on my allowed list.

 

tbf, I hear ya' on the cokes. I will celebrate my two-year anniversary in November.

dargan, you're dead before you finish eating that.

If I had a choice, my late grandmother's biscuits and gravy with bacon, over easy eggs, toast with grape jelly and a tall glass of ice-cold milk.

And diet cokes better than regular? Psssh.

 

Just because an inmate wants it, doesn't automatically mean he's going to get it. And he may not get everything he asks for either.

 

Spicy chicken, egg and cheese biscuits from Bojangles
Bacon, egg and cheese McGriddles (served by the McGriddles girl, natch)
Jambalaya from someone who can cook it well
Steroidally-large shrimp cocktail
Seafood chowder from some shanty on the New England coast
Cheesesteak
Creamed spinach from Peter Luger's or some big-time steakhouse that does creamed spinach well
Spinach salad with chicken, avocado, blueberries, raspberries and almonds, and maple vinaigrette.
Ribeye Magnolia (glazed in balsamic vinegar, molasses, garlic, crushed red pepper & ginger) from Magnolia Steak in Norfolk, Va.
Moar shrimp cocktail
A three-course fondue meal from Melting Pot
Sweet and sour chicken and shrimp
Green apple and green chile salsa from Habanero's
Black raspberry chip and Buckeye Blitz ice cream from Graeter's
A variety of Top Pot donuts and fritters
Chocolate-peanut butter ice cream from Gelati Celesti in Richmond, Va.
Sweet tea from Bojangles
Woodford Reserve bourbon
Grey Goose straight vodka
Stoli Peach, Vanilla and Blueberry vodkas
10 Cane rum
Pyramid Apricot Ale and Curve Ball
Highland Gaelic Ale and Black Mocha Stout
Lindeman's raspberry, peach and apple lambics
Quad venti peppermint, raspberry and caramel mochas from Starbucks
Cheerwine and Sundrop (in the glass bottles with real sugar)
Mexicoke (see Cheerwine and Sundrop)
Fresh orange and pineapple juice
Cigars

Trust me, when I go to the other side, that room's gonna KNOW it.

 

Grew up on diet soda, never liked the taste of regular. Too sweet.

As for chocolate pizza, this is the closest you're getting:

/vomit

 

The google and yahoo spiders are turned on, it'd appear.

 

Pineapple.

I want my big-tittied hooker to fully enjoy the congujal visit that follows.

 

Damn solid.

 

He's so right. it works!!!