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Your Christmas wish

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Dec 24, 2009.

  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Are you looking for anything special under the tree? A car? A new job? A new spouse? Cash? Clothes?
  2. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    This should be the end of the thread right there.
  4. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I wish I could get home to my loving wife. You see, I was the guy on the desk today and since I'm in Oklahoma I am in the middle of the worst blizzard of my lifetime. Huge accidents, roads closed, tons of snow. I just want to be home with my family, instead I'm stuck waiting for the Lakers-Cavs advance.
    Merry Freaking Christmas
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Nope. Didn't get it. He's still here.
  6. kleeda

    kleeda Active Member

    I want my youngest son to tell his mother "I love you," just one more time.
  7. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    For a new future/career in 2010 (for me)...

    but on a larger level, for the suffering in our community - especially for the kids with struggling parents - to subside next year.
  8. doggieseatdoggies

    doggieseatdoggies New Member

    For numbnuts who have screwed up our economy to find a way to Mars.

    My hopes of another gift ended in the nation's capitol this morning.
  9. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

  10. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Happiness for Brad Renfro's soul.
  11. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    For me to get to my Mom's tomorrow... It sucks that my flight was canceled today and she will wake up on Christmas morning alone... first Christmas since Dad died and the fucking weather did this... Please don't let my flight get canceled!
  12. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    My Christmas wish has been granted. Sitting with my niece and my Mom watching "A Christmas Story" on TBS.

    That cures all the rough patches and difficult year along with a few bright spots.
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