Your cheapest moment

They had these grilled chicken wraps and pasta salad. I eat lunch at the restaurant at least once a week. In the restuarant, it'd be a $10 meal.

And yes, Norman, the school is this area's version of Beverly Hills High.

 

There's something about the GISA schools ... they put out good spreads for high school ... even for officials.

 

One of the girls I work with switches her old pillow for a nice pillow every time she stays at a nice hotel.

My cheapest moment happens every year at Christmas. When I make my list, I make sure to give Dr. J and my mom the reward points and discount coupons so I can get more stuff. I mean save them money.

This year, I've joined a program called e-Rewards. You get a couple of bucks for filling out online surveys and stuff like that. I've gotten a ton of points and I'm using those to buy little presents. Free Blockbuster rentals, Borders Bucks, magazine subscriptions -- stuff like that.

Then I wait until I have a 20% off day at work and do all my shopping that way.

 

Come down to Texas, Norm. Hell even the 1A teams have spreads in the press boxes.

 

Where do you fill out these surveys?

 

Depends on where in Texas. If it ain't Dallas, Houston or San Antonio it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than a spread to get me down there.

 

None of those three, that is for sure.
Of course, I would rather visit my area than Houston.

 

Almost anyplace in Texas is better than Houston. Absolutely the country's shittiest big city.

 

Well, not counting Detroit.

 

I've been both places. I think Houston's worse.

 

Beverly Hills High doesn't have a spread, nor a press box, nor lights on its on-campus field. And BH 90210 was filmed at Torrance High. But I don't think Torrance has a spread either.

 

Um, I just let a woman at the putt-putt golf place wrongly assume my daughter is a year younger than she is - saved me $6. Her birthday was just a couple of weeks ago so it's not a complete asshole move.