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Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Wasn't this one of the proposed Miller Lite Man Laws?
     
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I'd rather shave my testicles off with an acid-and-AIDS-covered cheese grater while listening to an endless loop of "Head On: apply directly to the forehead" than beg a bunch of sportswriters to let me into their gaytard rave.

    So when's our draft?
     
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I see tremendous potential in this.

    Refresh my memory, it's very crowded here: have you at any time in the past three years a) called me a douche, or b) used the term 'methinks'?
     
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    I.E. Methinks you're a douche.
     
  5. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest


    Idon'tthinks so
     
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    He did! Actually, 21, he said to me: "Methinks 21 is a douche."
     
  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Sweet. The negative campaigning kicks it up a notch
     
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I once saw Mystery Meat in a triple-kiss with Chris Berman and Dan LeBatard.
     
  9. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    So, is he Leather or Ricky Williams?
     
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Four-way. You keep forgetting about George W. Bush in the shot.
     
  11. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    He probably wasn't looking low enough
     
  12. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Well if we're including THAT, then say hello to A-Rod, Andrea Yates, Scoop Jackson and the boardrooms of every major oil corporation. And Mexico.
     
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