Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

Be nice, hank. He's got humping unicorns in his sig. he can't be all bad.

 

In his sig, hell, Hoops has those things on a t-shirt!


Regardless, here's my essay:

With the exception of Flying_Headbutt, I think I've clashed with everyone in this league at one time or another. Some, I STILL don't get along with.

I'd be fun to have around. Kind of the league's official bitch, a position currently held by BYH.

Thank you.

IJAG

 

My vote doesn't count, but I vote for IJAG.

 

Oh I'm just here to observe. I've got to pay attention to the baseball league and try to hold onto first place for another week.

 

Boo

 

HA! We've already got 12 bitches in the league. Buck is, I think, our only non-bitch.

 

But I'd be OFFICIAL, Idaho.

There's the rub.

 

I still haven't forgiven you for the time you chased me down a dark street with a chainsaw.  

 

See what I'm saying? I was going to say it would be non-stop fun...but I'm pretty sure it already is.

But does ChrisL chase anyone with a chainsaw? I don't think so.

 

Mmmmmmmm, she said rub.

 

I thought we had a limit of one crazy ass bitch in the league

 

You're thinking of the one crazy ass-bitch rule. We have no known limits on crazy-ass bitches.